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RKR Weekly Q≥A 07

Jul 102011

Since humans are the only species on the planet to make appointments, are we the only ones who are ever late?
Whenever a man feels insecure about being bald, why doesn’t he just say his head’s a convertible with the top down?
Is it difficult to call an anarchists’ meeting to order?
Since “prime” is the French word for “bonus”, why isn’t “bonus” the French word for “prime”?
Exactly when – and why – did the news media start vilifying decent Christian values? Seriously, I want to know.
Wouldn’t the best way to get the wealthy to support Welfare programs be to raise their tax rates to 100%?
How can anyone expect the U.S. and Canada to come to a mutually satisfactory Free Trade Agreement when they can’t even agree on one way to pronounce “Z”?

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RKR Weekly Q≥A 05

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Jun 262011

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RKR Weekly Q≥A 04

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Jun 192011

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RKR Weekly Q≥A 03

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Jun 122011

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RKR Weekly Q≥A 02

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Jun 052011

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RKR Weekly Q≥A 01

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May 292011

Now that Osama bin Laden is dead, can we have our Civil Rights back? If teachers claim to have equal rights to parents in raising my kids, why aren’t they paying for half of my kids’ dental bills? How can a politician predict Global Warming when a trained weatherman can’t even tell if it will [...]