Astrology – Ancient “science” of excusing bad behavior, legitimizing prejudice, and imposing unrealistic expectations based on when your mother scheduled her C-section.
e-discussing – A progressive dialogue that has a meaningful purpose via email.
Lottery – A tax on stupidity. (Courtesy of CBC’s Danny Finkleman)
National Do Not Call Registry – System whereby you donate your confirmed active phone number to telemarketers who then call you at all hours from outside your country’s jurisdiction.
Outlandish – Sort of close to the Outland.
PIN (Personal Identification Number) – A numerical secret password designed to keep Alzheimer’s patients from accessing their own money.
Thunkers – Individuals who publish information that proves that they really don’t know how to think.
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