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RKR Weekly Definitions 08

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Jul 132011
 

BlogStar – A writer who comments on his or her own personal blog and enjoys recognition as a thought provoking contributor to matters of civic importance, whose commentary is worth sharing.

Carbon Footprint – Measurement of cow farts.

Glass Jaw – Malady suffered by most politicians whose jaws would break at the mere utterance of a truthful statement.

Loony – A one dollar coin in Canada, with a picture of a Loon on one side and a picture of some sort of water bird on the other side.

Panty Hose – Used to put out panty fires.

Registered Voter – A) Any person with the legal right to put their life in the hands of the corrupt, the inept, and the untruthful.
B) An enabler.

Thinking Cap – Limit to how much thinking is allowed. In government, the Thinking Cap is lower than a knee cap.

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RKR Weekly Definitions 07

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Jul 062011
 

“1984” – Doomsday tale of the future set in the past.

Cheese – Edible milk-based substance not found in Nature. Cheese, opposable thumbs, and the irresistible urge for self-destruction are what separate Humans from other animals.

Gayspeak – Homosexual political buzz words usually tied into slogans. These slogans are typically illogical, but adhered to anyway by individuals prone to delusions or liberal thought.

Harmacy – A Big Pharma outlet store.

Mancation – Male retreat from all venues where sexual harassment rules exist.

Spittoon – A cartoon character with bad manners.

Three – The fourth number, after zero, one and two.

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RKR Weekly Definitions 06

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Jun 292011
 

Astrology – Ancient “science” of excusing bad behavior, legitimizing prejudice, and imposing unrealistic expectations based on when your mother scheduled her C-section.

e-discussing – A progressive dialogue that has a meaningful purpose via email.

Lottery – A tax on stupidity. (Courtesy of CBC’s Danny Finkleman)

National Do Not Call Registry – System whereby you donate your confirmed active phone number to telemarketers who then call you at all hours from outside your country’s jurisdiction.

Outlandish – Sort of close to the Outland.

PIN (Personal Identification Number) – A numerical secret password designed to keep Alzheimer’s patients from accessing their own money.

Thunkers – Individuals who publish information that proves that they really don’t know how to think.

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RKR Weekly Definitions 05

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Jun 222011
 

Buckshot – Every dollar spent on government “studies.”

Homosceptic – Being sceptical about the key presuppositions of the gay rights movement, such as the beliefs that:

    Homosexuality is genetically determined
    Homosexual orientation is always fixed
    Sexual orientation is a biological characteristic like race, sex or skin colour
    Feelings of same sex attraction should be welcomed and acted upon
    Offering help to those who wish to resist or eradicate these feelings is always wrong

(Courtesy of Peter Saunders)

Online Voting – Paperless apathy.

Political Correctness – A naive, destructive effort to remove all distinguishing characteristics between the world’s rich cultures, to remove all incentives to excel, and to remove all sense of personal accomplishment, pride, and self-worth.

Tree Huggers – Splinter faction of the ecology movement.

Unregistered Voter – Any person who does not have the legal right to not vote in an election.

Weiner – Any politician who thinks the public would vote for a man stupid enough to email pictures of his private parts to strange women.

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RKR Weekly Definitions 04

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Jun 152011
 

Embargo – Passive-aggressive bullying.

Evolution – The God-given ability to change, grow, and improve as circumstances allow or require it.

Foreign Aid – When the government takes money from poor people in a rich country and gives it to rich people in a poor country. (Johnny Hart, ‘Wiley’s Dictionary’ in the comic strip BC)

Lesbian – A homosexist term for gay females.

Negative Ad Campaign – Advertising tactic used by politicians who are too weak and / or frightened to run on the merits of their own beliefs – if they have any. The goal is to deter registered voters from voting at all.

Polasstic – Political donkey.

Retroyack – Regressive chuntering.

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RKR Weekly Definitions 03

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Jun 082011
 

Gaydumb Media – Members of the media who embrace without question the slogans, lies and bogus research used by gay activists and foolishly assert them as fact

Gremlemons – Back room political strategist that sour the peoples’ chance for strong leadership.

Ouiji-Board Parents – Naïve parents who, in insisting their children’s lives unfold spontaneously, fail to recognize the power of their own guiding hands. (Courtesy of Barbara Kay in the National Post)

Sustainable Architecture – Architecture designed or built to last through one cycle of urban renewal, usually replacing valuable historical buildings.

Taser – Lethalized stun gun used by peace officers to kill citizens in distress.

Visible Minority – In North America, a Caucasian Christian.

Transgender – Not playing with the cards you were dealt.

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RKR Weekly Definitions 02

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Jun 012011
 

Avoidance – (see Talking in Circles)

Ethical – Corporate legalese insinuating no wrongdoing in the exploitation of Third World resources.

Keyless Entry – A rock thrown through a window.

Runaround – (see Avoidance)

SexUcation – The strategic abuse of the public education system by the pharmaceutical marketing gurus to encourage the youth to engage in sexual acts that will result in a greater demand for their products thus increasing the profit margins of the multi-billion dollar multi-national corporations.  These marketing strategies are embraced by horny leftist teachers and their unions.

Shampoo – Soap with a gargantuan ad budget.

Silly-Putty – Soft questions of little substance, no verification, and fabricated assertions, such as those lobbed at like-minded guests by interviewers like Bill Good.

Talking in Circles – (see Runaround)

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