“1984” – Doomsday tale of the future set in the past.
Cheese – Edible milk-based substance not found in Nature. Cheese, opposable thumbs, and the irresistible urge for self-destruction are what separate Humans from other animals.
Gayspeak – Homosexual political buzz words usually tied into slogans. These slogans are typically illogical, but adhered to anyway by individuals prone to delusions or liberal thought.
Harmacy – A Big Pharma outlet store.
Mancation – Male retreat from all venues where sexual harassment rules exist.
Spittoon – A cartoon character with bad manners.
Three – The fourth number, after zero, one and two.
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